( Viktor keeps talking. It keeps making no sense, especially when he's not even talking like... Yuri frowns. )

Vitya, what the hell are you talking about? Dave and Nastenka didn't start any stupid fan club until today, and that was because of things like that!

( Now he's angrily pointing right at the plush where it lies on the floor. )

There's no one to ask! For all I know, Retrospec decided they're fans and started sending these out to whoever they wanted!